Adelphi; or, The Brothers (357-513)

DEMEA

to himself. Utterly undone! I hear that Ctesipho was with Aeschinus at the carrying off of this girl. This sorrow still remains for unhappy me, should Aeschinus be able to seduce him, even him, who promises so fair, to a course of debauchery. Where am I to inquire for him? I doubt he has been carried off to some bad house; that profligate has persuaded him, I'm quite sure. But look—I see Syrus coming this way, I shall now know from him where he is. But, i 'faith, he is one of the gang; if he perceives that I am looking for him, the rascal will never tell me. I'll not let him know what I want. Enter SYRUS, at the other side of the stage.

SYRUS

to himself. We just now told the old gentleman the whole affair just as it happened; I never did see any one more delighted.

DEMEA

apart. O Jupiter! the folly of the man!

SYRUS

continuing. He commended his son. To me, who put them upon this project, he gave thanks—

DEMEA

apart. I shall burst asunder.

SYRUS

continuing. He told down the money instantly, and gave me half a mina besides to spend. That was laid out quite to my liking.

DEMEA

apart. Very fine—if you would wish a thing to be nicely managed, intrust it to this fellow.

SYRUS

overhearing him. Ha, Demea! I didn't see you; how goes it?

DEMEA

How should it go? I can not enough wonder at your mode of living here.

SYRUS

Why, really silly enough, and, to speak without disguise, altogether absurd. Calls at the door of MICIO'S house. Dromo, clean the: rest of the fish; let the largest conger-eel play a little in the water; when I come back it shall, be boned;

[*] not before.

DEMEA

Is profligacy like this—

SYRUS

As for myself, it isn't to my taste, and I often exclaim against it. Calls; at the door. Stephanio, take care that the salt fish is well soaked.

DEMEA

Ye Gods, by our trust in you! Is he doing this for any purpose of his own, or does he think it creditable to ruin his son? Wretch that I am! methinks I already see the day when Aeschinus will be running away for want, to serve somewhere or other as a soldier.

[*]

SYRUS

O Demea ! That is wisdom indeed, not only to look at the present moment, but also to look forward to what's to come.

DEMEA

Well—is this Music-girl still with you?

SYRUS

Why, yes, she's in-doors.

DEMEA

How now—is he going to keep her at home?

SYRUS

I believe so; such is his madness!

DEMEA

Is it possible?

SYRUS

An imprudent lenity in his father, and a vicious inlulgence.

DEMEA

Really, I am ashamed and grieved at my brother.

SYRUS

Demea! Between you there is a great—I do not say it because you are here present—a too great difference. You are, every bit of you, nothing but wisdom; he a mere dreamer. Would you indeed have suffered that son of yours to act thus?

DEMEA

I, suffer him? Would I not have smelt it out six months before he attempted it?

SYRUS

Need I be told by you of your foresight?

DEMEA

I pray he may only continue the same he is at present!

SYRUS

Just as each person wishes his son to be, so he turns out.

DEMEA

What news of him? Have you seen him to-day?

SYRUS

What, your son? Aside. I'll pack him off into the country. To DEMEA. I fancy he's busy at the farm long before this.

DEMEA

Are you quite sure he is there?

SYRUS

What!—when I saw him part of the way myself—

DEMEA

Very good. I was afraid he might be loitering here.

SYRUS

And extremely angry too.

DEMEA

Why so?

SYRUS

He attacked his brother in the Forum with strong language about this Music-girl.

DEMEA

Do you really say so?

SYRUS

Oh dear, he didn't at all mince the matter; for just as the money was being counted out, the gentleman came upon us by chance, and began exclaiming, "Oh Aeschinus, that you should perpetrate these enormities! that you should be guilty of actions so disgraceful to our family!"

DEMEA

Oh, I shall weep for joy.

SYRUS

"By this you are not squandering your money only, but your reputation."

DEMEA

May he be preserved to me! I trust he will be like his forefathers. Weeping.

SYRUS

aside. Heyday!

DEMEA

Syrus, he is full of these maxims.

SYRUS

aside. Strange, indeed! He had the means at home of learning them.

DEMEA

I do every thing I can; I spare no pains; I train him up to it: in fine, I bid him look into the lives of men, as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself. Do this, I say—

SYRUS

Quite right.

DEMEA

Avoid that—

SYRUS

Very shrewd.

DEMEA

This is praiseworthy—

SYRUS

That's the thing.

DEMEA

That is considered blamable—

SYRUS

Extremely good.

DEMEA

And then, moreover—

SYRUS

Upon my honor, I have not the leisure to listen to you just at present: I have got some fish just to my taste, and must take care they are not spoiled; for that would be as much a crime in me, as for you, Demea, not to observe those maxims which you have just been mentioning; and so far as I can, I lay down precepts for my fellow-servants on the very same plan; "this is too salt, that is quite burned up, this is not washed enough, that is very well done; remember and do so another time." I carefully instruct them so far as I can to the best of my capacity. In short, Demea, I bid them look into their sauce-pans as though into a mirror,

[*] and suggest to them what they ought to do. I am sensible these things are trifling which we do; but what is one to do? According as the man is, so must you humor him. Do you wish any thing else?

DEMEA

That more wisdom may be granted you.

SYRUS

You will be going off into the country, I suppose?

DEMEA

Directly.

SYRUS

For what should you do here, where, if you do give any good precepts, no one will regard them? Goes into MICIO'S house.

DEMEA

to himself. I certainly will be off, as he on whose account I came hither has gone into the country. I have a care for him: that alone is my own concern, since my brother will have it so; let him look to the other himself. But who is it I see yonder at a distance? Isn't it Hegio of our tribes?

[*] If I see right, i' faith, it is he. Ah, a man I have been friendly with from a child! Good Gods! we certainly have a great dearth of citizens of that stamp nowadays, with the old-fashioned virtue and honesty. Not in a hurry will any misfortune accrue to the public from him. How glad I am to find some remnants of this race even still remaining; now I feel some pleasure in living. I'll wait here for him, to ask him how he is, and have some conversation with him.

HEGIO

Oh immortal Gods! a disgraceful action, Geta! What is it you tell me?

GETA

Such is the fact.

HEGIO

That so ignoble a deed should come from that family! Oh Aeschinus, assuredly you haven't taken after your father in that !

DEMEA

apart. Why surely, he has heard this about the Music-girl; that gives him concern, though a stranger; this father of his thinks nothing of it. Ah me! I wish he were somewhere close at hand to overhear this.

HEGIO

Unless they do as they ought to do, they shall not come off so easily.

GETA

All our hopes, Hegio, are centred in you; you we have for our only friend; you are our protector, our father. The old man, Simulus, when dying, recommended us to you; if you forsake us, we are undone.

HEGIO

Beware how you mention that; I neither will do it, nor do I think that, with due regard to the ties of relationship, I could.

DEMEA

apart. I'll accost him. Approaches HEGIO. Hegio, I bid you welcome right heartily;

HEGIO

starting. Oh! you are the very man I was looking for. Greetings to you, Demea.

DEMEA

Why, what's the matter?

HEGIO

Your eldest son Aeschinus, whom you gave to your brother to adopt, has been acting the part of neither an honest man nor a gentleman.

DEMEA

What has he been doing?

HEGIO

You knew my friend and year's-mate, Simulus?

DEMEA

Why not?

HEGIO

He has debauched his daughter, a virgin.

DEMEA

Hah!

HEGIO

Stay, Demea. You have not yet heard the worst.

DEMEA

Is there any thing still worse?

HEGIO

Worse, by far: for this indeed might in some measure have been borne with. The hour of night prompted him; passion, wine, young blood; 'tis human nature. When he was sensible of what he had done, he came voluntarily to the girl's mother, weeping, praying, entreating, pledging his honor, vowing that he would take her home.

[*] The affair was pardoned, hushed up, his word taken. The girl from that intercourse became pregnant: this is the tenth month. He, worthy fellow, has provided himself, if it please the Gods, with a Music-girl to live with; the other he has cast off.

DEMEA

Do you say this for certain?

HEGIO

The mother of the young woman is among us,

[*] the young woman too; the fact speaks for itself; this Geta, besides, according to the common run of servants, not a bad one or of idle habits; he supports them; alone, maintains the whole family; take him, bind him, [*] examine him upon the matter.

GETA

Aye, faith, put me to the torture, Demea, if such is not the fact: besides, he will not deny it. Confront me with him.

DEMEA

aside. I am ashamed; and what to do, or how to answer him, I don't know.

PAMPHILA

crying out within the house of SOSTRATA. Ah me! I am racked with pains! Juno Lucina,

[*] bring aid, save me, I beseech thee.

HEGIO

Hold; is she in labor, pray?

GETA

No doubt of it, Hegio.

HEGIO

Ah! she is now imploring your protection, Demea; let her obtain from you spontaneously what the power of the law compels you to give. I do entreat the Gods that what befits you may at once be clone. But if your sentiments are otherwise, Demea, I will defend both them and him who is dead to the utmost of my power. He was my kinsman:

[*] we were brought up together from children, we were companions in the wars and at home, together we experienced the hardships of poverty. I will therefore exert myself, strive, use all methods, in fine lay down my life, rather than forsake these women. What answer do you give me?

DEMEA

I'll go find my brother, Hegio: the advice he gives me upon this matter I'll follow.

[*]

HEGIO

But, Demea, take you care and reflect upon this: the more easy you are in your circumstances, the more powerful, wealthy, affluent, and noble you are, so much the more ought you with equanimity to observe the dictates of justice, if you would have yourselves esteemed as men of probity.

DEMEA

Go back now;

[*] every thing shall be done that is proper to be done.

HEGIO

It becomes you to act thus. Geta, show me in to Sostrata. Follows GETA into SOSTRATA'S house.

DEMEA

to himself. Not without warning on my part have these things happened: I only wish it may end here; but this immoderate indulgence will undoubtedly lead to some great misfortune. I'll go find my brother, and vent these feelings upon him. (Exit.)

HEGIO

Be of good heart,[*] Sostrata, and take care and console her as far as you can. I'll go find Micio, if he is at the Forum, and acquaint him with the whole circumstances in their order; if so it is that he will do his duty by you, let him do so; but if his sentiments are otherwise about this matter, let him give me his answer, that I may know at once what I am to do. (Exit.)