Adelphi; or, The Brothers (301-543)

GETA

to himself. Now such is our condition, that if all were to combine all their counsels, and to seek a remedy for this mischief that has befallen myself, my mistress, and her daughter, they could find no relief. Oh wretched me! so many calamities beset us on a sudden, we can not possibly extricate ourselves. Violence, poverty, oppression, desertion, infamy! What an age is this! O shocking villainy! O accursed race! O impious man!—

SOSTRATA

Unhappy me! How is it that I see Geta hurrying along thus terrified?

GETA

continuing. Whom neither promises, nor oaths, nor compassion could move or soften; nor yet the fact that the delivery was nigh at hand of the unfortunate woman on whom he had so shamefully committed violence.

SOSTRATA

apart to CANTHARA. I don't well understand what he is talking about.

CANTHARA

Pray, let us go nearer to him, Sostrata.

GETA

continuing. Ah wretched me! I am scarcely master of my senses, I am so inflamed with anger. There is nothing that 1 would like better than for all that family to be thrown in my way, that I might give vent to all my wrath upon them while this wound is still fresh. 1 could be content with any punishment, so I might only wreak my vengeance on them. First, I would stop the breath of the old fellow himself who gave being to this monster; then as for his prompter, Syrus, out upon him! How I would tear him piecemeal! I would snatch him by the middle up aloft, and dash him head downward upon the earth, so that with his brains he would bestrew the road: I would pull out the eyes of the young fellow himself, and afterward hurl him headlong over some precipice. The others I would rush upon, drive, drag, crush, and trample them under foot. But why do I delay at once to acquaint my mistress with this calamity? Moves as if going.

SOSTRATA

to CANTHARA. Let us call him Lack. Geta—

GETA

Well—leave me alone,

[*] whoever you are.

SOSTRATA

'Tis I,—Sostrata.

GETA

turning round. Why, where are you? You are the very person I am looking for. I was in quest of you; it's very fortunate you have met me.

SOSTRATA

What's the matter? Why are you trembling?

GETA

Alas! alas!

SOSTRATA

My dear Geta, why in such haste? Do take breath.

GETA

Quite—pauses.

SOSTRATA

Why, what means this "quite"?

GETA

Undone—It's all over with us.

SOSTRATA

Say, then, I entreat you, what is the matter.

GETA

Now—

SOSTRATA

What "now," Geta?

GETA

Aeschinus—

SOSTRATA

What about him?

GETA

Has abandoned our family.

SOSTRATA

Then I am undone! Why so?

GETA

He has attached himself to another woman.

SOSTRATA

Woe unto wretched me!

GETA

And he makes no secret of it; he himself has carried her off openly from a procurer.

SOSTRATA

Are you quite sure of this?

GETA

Quite sure; I saw it myself, Sostrata, with these same eyes.

SOSTRATA

Ah wretched me! What is one now to believe, or whom believe? Our own Aeschinus, the very life of us all, in whom all our hopes and comforts were centred! Who used to swear he could never live a single day without her! Who used to say, that he would place the infant on his father's knees,

[*] and thus entreat that he might be allowed to make her his wife!

GETA

Dear mistress, forbear weeping, and rather consider what must be done for the future in this matter. Shall we submit to it, or shall we tell it to any person?

CANTHARA

Pooh, pooh! Are you in your senses, my good man? Does this seem to you a business to be made known to any one?

GETA

I, indeed, have no wish for it. In the first place, then, that his feelings are estranged from us, the thing itself declares. Now, if we make this known, he'll deny it, I'm quite sure; your reputation and your daughter's character will then be in danger. On the other hand, if he were fully to confess it, as he is in love with another woman, it would not be to her advantage to be given to him. Therefore, under either circumstance, there is need of silence.

SOSTRATA

Oh! by no means in the world! I'll not do it.

GETA

What is it you say?

SOSTRATA

I'll make it known.

GETA

Ha, my dear Sostrata, take care what you do!

SOSTRATA

The matter can not possibly be in a worse position than it is at present. In the first place, she has no portion; then, besides, that which was as good as a portion, her honor, is lost: she can not be given in marriage as a virgin. This resource is left; if he should deny it, I have a ring which he lost as evidence of the truth. In fine, Geta, as I am fully conscious that no blame attaches to me, and that neither interest nor any consideration unworthy of her or of myself has had a share in this matter, I will make trial—

GETA

What am I to say to this? I agree, as you speak for the best.

SOSTRATA

You be off as fast as possible, and relate all the matter just as it has happened to her kinsman Hegio; for he was the best friend of our lamented Simulus, and has shown especial regard for us.

GETA

aside. Aye, faith, because nobody else takes any notice of us.

SOSTRATA

Do you, my dear Canthara, run with all haste, and fetch the midwife, so that, when she is wanted, we may not have to wait for her. SOSTRATA goes into the house, and exit GETA and CANTHARA.

DEMEA

to himself. Utterly undone! I hear that Ctesipho was with Aeschinus at the carrying off of this girl. This sorrow still remains for unhappy me, should Aeschinus be able to seduce him, even him, who promises so fair, to a course of debauchery. Where am I to inquire for him? I doubt he has been carried off to some bad house; that profligate has persuaded him, I'm quite sure. But look—I see Syrus coming this way, I shall now know from him where he is. But, i 'faith, he is one of the gang; if he perceives that I am looking for him, the rascal will never tell me. I'll not let him know what I want. Enter SYRUS, at the other side of the stage.

SYRUS

to himself. We just now told the old gentleman the whole affair just as it happened; I never did see any one more delighted.

DEMEA

apart. O Jupiter! the folly of the man!

SYRUS

continuing. He commended his son. To me, who put them upon this project, he gave thanks—

DEMEA

apart. I shall burst asunder.

SYRUS

continuing. He told down the money instantly, and gave me half a mina besides to spend. That was laid out quite to my liking.

DEMEA

apart. Very fine—if you would wish a thing to be nicely managed, intrust it to this fellow.

SYRUS

overhearing him. Ha, Demea! I didn't see you; how goes it?

DEMEA

How should it go? I can not enough wonder at your mode of living here.

SYRUS

Why, really silly enough, and, to speak without disguise, altogether absurd. Calls at the door of MICIO'S house. Dromo, clean the: rest of the fish; let the largest conger-eel play a little in the water; when I come back it shall, be boned;

[*] not before.

DEMEA

Is profligacy like this—

SYRUS

As for myself, it isn't to my taste, and I often exclaim against it. Calls; at the door. Stephanio, take care that the salt fish is well soaked.

DEMEA

Ye Gods, by our trust in you! Is he doing this for any purpose of his own, or does he think it creditable to ruin his son? Wretch that I am! methinks I already see the day when Aeschinus will be running away for want, to serve somewhere or other as a soldier.

[*]

SYRUS

O Demea ! That is wisdom indeed, not only to look at the present moment, but also to look forward to what's to come.

DEMEA

Well—is this Music-girl still with you?

SYRUS

Why, yes, she's in-doors.

DEMEA

How now—is he going to keep her at home?

SYRUS

I believe so; such is his madness!

DEMEA

Is it possible?

SYRUS

An imprudent lenity in his father, and a vicious inlulgence.

DEMEA

Really, I am ashamed and grieved at my brother.

SYRUS

Demea! Between you there is a great—I do not say it because you are here present—a too great difference. You are, every bit of you, nothing but wisdom; he a mere dreamer. Would you indeed have suffered that son of yours to act thus?

DEMEA

I, suffer him? Would I not have smelt it out six months before he attempted it?

SYRUS

Need I be told by you of your foresight?

DEMEA

I pray he may only continue the same he is at present!

SYRUS

Just as each person wishes his son to be, so he turns out.

DEMEA

What news of him? Have you seen him to-day?

SYRUS

What, your son? Aside. I'll pack him off into the country. To DEMEA. I fancy he's busy at the farm long before this.

DEMEA

Are you quite sure he is there?

SYRUS

What!—when I saw him part of the way myself—

DEMEA

Very good. I was afraid he might be loitering here.

SYRUS

And extremely angry too.

DEMEA

Why so?

SYRUS

He attacked his brother in the Forum with strong language about this Music-girl.

DEMEA

Do you really say so?

SYRUS

Oh dear, he didn't at all mince the matter; for just as the money was being counted out, the gentleman came upon us by chance, and began exclaiming, "Oh Aeschinus, that you should perpetrate these enormities! that you should be guilty of actions so disgraceful to our family!"

DEMEA

Oh, I shall weep for joy.

SYRUS

"By this you are not squandering your money only, but your reputation."

DEMEA

May he be preserved to me! I trust he will be like his forefathers. Weeping.

SYRUS

aside. Heyday!

DEMEA

Syrus, he is full of these maxims.

SYRUS

aside. Strange, indeed! He had the means at home of learning them.

DEMEA

I do every thing I can; I spare no pains; I train him up to it: in fine, I bid him look into the lives of men, as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself. Do this, I say—

SYRUS

Quite right.

DEMEA

Avoid that—

SYRUS

Very shrewd.

DEMEA

This is praiseworthy—

SYRUS

That's the thing.

DEMEA

That is considered blamable—

SYRUS

Extremely good.

DEMEA

And then, moreover—

SYRUS

Upon my honor, I have not the leisure to listen to you just at present: I have got some fish just to my taste, and must take care they are not spoiled; for that would be as much a crime in me, as for you, Demea, not to observe those maxims which you have just been mentioning; and so far as I can, I lay down precepts for my fellow-servants on the very same plan; "this is too salt, that is quite burned up, this is not washed enough, that is very well done; remember and do so another time." I carefully instruct them so far as I can to the best of my capacity. In short, Demea, I bid them look into their sauce-pans as though into a mirror,

[*] and suggest to them what they ought to do. I am sensible these things are trifling which we do; but what is one to do? According as the man is, so must you humor him. Do you wish any thing else?

DEMEA

That more wisdom may be granted you.

SYRUS

You will be going off into the country, I suppose?

DEMEA

Directly.

SYRUS

For what should you do here, where, if you do give any good precepts, no one will regard them? Goes into MICIO'S house.

DEMEA

to himself. I certainly will be off, as he on whose account I came hither has gone into the country. I have a care for him: that alone is my own concern, since my brother will have it so; let him look to the other himself. But who is it I see yonder at a distance? Isn't it Hegio of our tribes?

[*] If I see right, i' faith, it is he. Ah, a man I have been friendly with from a child! Good Gods! we certainly have a great dearth of citizens of that stamp nowadays, with the old-fashioned virtue and honesty. Not in a hurry will any misfortune accrue to the public from him. How glad I am to find some remnants of this race even still remaining; now I feel some pleasure in living. I'll wait here for him, to ask him how he is, and have some conversation with him.

HEGIO

Oh immortal Gods! a disgraceful action, Geta! What is it you tell me?

GETA

Such is the fact.

HEGIO

That so ignoble a deed should come from that family! Oh Aeschinus, assuredly you haven't taken after your father in that !

DEMEA

apart. Why surely, he has heard this about the Music-girl; that gives him concern, though a stranger; this father of his thinks nothing of it. Ah me! I wish he were somewhere close at hand to overhear this.

HEGIO

Unless they do as they ought to do, they shall not come off so easily.

GETA

All our hopes, Hegio, are centred in you; you we have for our only friend; you are our protector, our father. The old man, Simulus, when dying, recommended us to you; if you forsake us, we are undone.

HEGIO

Beware how you mention that; I neither will do it, nor do I think that, with due regard to the ties of relationship, I could.

DEMEA

apart. I'll accost him. Approaches HEGIO. Hegio, I bid you welcome right heartily;

HEGIO

starting. Oh! you are the very man I was looking for. Greetings to you, Demea.

DEMEA

Why, what's the matter?

HEGIO

Your eldest son Aeschinus, whom you gave to your brother to adopt, has been acting the part of neither an honest man nor a gentleman.

DEMEA

What has he been doing?

HEGIO

You knew my friend and year's-mate, Simulus?

DEMEA

Why not?

HEGIO

He has debauched his daughter, a virgin.

DEMEA

Hah!

HEGIO

Stay, Demea. You have not yet heard the worst.

DEMEA

Is there any thing still worse?

HEGIO

Worse, by far: for this indeed might in some measure have been borne with. The hour of night prompted him; passion, wine, young blood; 'tis human nature. When he was sensible of what he had done, he came voluntarily to the girl's mother, weeping, praying, entreating, pledging his honor, vowing that he would take her home.

[*] The affair was pardoned, hushed up, his word taken. The girl from that intercourse became pregnant: this is the tenth month. He, worthy fellow, has provided himself, if it please the Gods, with a Music-girl to live with; the other he has cast off.

DEMEA

Do you say this for certain?

HEGIO

The mother of the young woman is among us,

[*] the young woman too; the fact speaks for itself; this Geta, besides, according to the common run of servants, not a bad one or of idle habits; he supports them; alone, maintains the whole family; take him, bind him, [*] examine him upon the matter.

GETA

Aye, faith, put me to the torture, Demea, if such is not the fact: besides, he will not deny it. Confront me with him.

DEMEA

aside. I am ashamed; and what to do, or how to answer him, I don't know.

PAMPHILA

crying out within the house of SOSTRATA. Ah me! I am racked with pains! Juno Lucina,

[*] bring aid, save me, I beseech thee.

HEGIO

Hold; is she in labor, pray?

GETA

No doubt of it, Hegio.

HEGIO

Ah! she is now imploring your protection, Demea; let her obtain from you spontaneously what the power of the law compels you to give. I do entreat the Gods that what befits you may at once be clone. But if your sentiments are otherwise, Demea, I will defend both them and him who is dead to the utmost of my power. He was my kinsman:

[*] we were brought up together from children, we were companions in the wars and at home, together we experienced the hardships of poverty. I will therefore exert myself, strive, use all methods, in fine lay down my life, rather than forsake these women. What answer do you give me?

DEMEA

I'll go find my brother, Hegio: the advice he gives me upon this matter I'll follow.

[*]

HEGIO

But, Demea, take you care and reflect upon this: the more easy you are in your circumstances, the more powerful, wealthy, affluent, and noble you are, so much the more ought you with equanimity to observe the dictates of justice, if you would have yourselves esteemed as men of probity.

DEMEA

Go back now;

[*] every thing shall be done that is proper to be done.

HEGIO

It becomes you to act thus. Geta, show me in to Sostrata. Follows GETA into SOSTRATA'S house.

DEMEA

to himself. Not without warning on my part have these things happened: I only wish it may end here; but this immoderate indulgence will undoubtedly lead to some great misfortune. I'll go find my brother, and vent these feelings upon him. (Exit.)

HEGIO

Be of good heart,[*] Sostrata, and take care and console her as far as you can. I'll go find Micio, if he is at the Forum, and acquaint him with the whole circumstances in their order; if so it is that he will do his duty by you, let him do so; but if his sentiments are otherwise about this matter, let him give me his answer, that I may know at once what I am to do. (Exit.)

CTESIPHO

My father gone into the country, say you?

SYRUS

with a careless air. Some time since.

CTESIPHO

Do tell me, I beseech you.

SYRUS

He is at the farm at this very moment,

[*] I warrant—hard at some work or other.

CTESIPHO

I really wish, provided it be done with no prejudice to his health, I wish that he may so effectually tire himself, that, for the next three days together, he may be unable to arise from his bed.

SYRUS

So be it, and any thing still better than that,

[*] if possible.

CTESIPHO

Just so; for I do most confoundedly wish to pass this whole day in merry-making as I have begun it; and for no reason do I detest that farm so heartily as for its being so near town. If it were at a greater distance, night would overtake him there before he could return hither again. Now, when he doesn't find me there, he'll come running back here, I'm quite sure; he'll be asking me where I have been, that I have not seen him all this day: what am I to say?

SYRUS

Does nothing suggest itself to your mind?

CTESIPHO

Nothing whatever.

SYRUS

So much the worse

[*]—have you no client, friend, or guest?

CTESIPHO

I have; what then?

SYRUS

You have been engaged with them.

CTESIPHO

When I have not been engaged? That can never do.

SYRUS

It may.

CTESIPHO

During the daytime; but if I pass the night here, what excuse can I make, Syrus?

SYRUS

Dear me, how much I do wish it was the custom for one to be engaged with friends at night as well! But you be easy; I know his humor perfectly well. When he raves the most violently, I can make him as gentle as a lamb.

CTESIPHO

In what way?

SYRUS

He loves to hear you praised: I make a god of you to him, and recount your virtues.

CTESIPHO

What, mine

SYRUS

Yours; immediately the tears fall from him as from a child, for very joy. Starting. Hah take care—

CTESIPHO

Why, what's the matter?

SYRUS

The wolf in the fable

[*]—

CTESIPHO

What! my father?

SYRUS

His own self.

CTESIPHO

What shall we do, Syrus?

SYRUS

You only be off in-doors, I'll see to that.

CTESIPHO

If he makes any inquiries, you have seen me no-where; do you hear?

SYRUS

Can you not be quiet? They retreat to the door of MICIO'S house, and CTESIPHO stands in the doorway.

DEMEA

to himself. I certainly am an unfortunate man. In the first place, I can find my brother nowhere; and then, in the next place, while looking for him, I met a day-laborer[*] from the farm; he says that my son is not in the country, and what to do I know not—

CTESIPHO

apart. Syrus!

SYRUS

apart. What's the matter?

CTESIPHO

apart. Is he looking for me?

SYRUS

apart. Yes.

CTESIPHO

apart. Undone!

SYRUS

apart. Nay, do be of good heart.

DEMEA

to himself. Plague on it! what ill luck is this? I can not really account for it, unless I suppose myself only born for the purpose of enduring misery. I am the first to feel our misfortunes; the first to know of them all; then the first to carry the news; I am the only one, if any thing does go wrong, to take it to heart.

SYRUS

apart. I'm amused at him; he says that he is the first to know of every thing, while he is the only one ignorant of every thing.

DEMEA

to himself. I've now come back; and I'll go see whether perchance my brother has yet returned.

CTESIPHO

apart. Syrus, pray do take care that he doesn't suddenly rush in upon us here.

SYRUS

apart. Now will you hold your tongue? I'll take care.

CTESIPHO

apart. Never this day will I depend on your management for that, upon my faith; for I'll shut myself up with her in some cupboard

[*]—that's the safest. Goes into the house.

SYRUS

apart. Do so, still I'll get rid of him.

DEMEA

seeing SYRUS. But see! there's that rascal, Syrus.

SYRUS

aloud, pretending not to see DEMEA. Really, upon my faith, no person can stay here, if this is to be the case! ]For my part, I should like to know how many masters I have—what a cursed condition this is

DEMEA

What's he whining about? What does he mean? How say you, good sir, is my brother at home?

SYRUS

What the plague do you talk to me about, "good sir"? I'm quite distracted!

DEMEA

What's the matter with you?

SYRUS

Do you ask the question Ctesipho has been beating me, poor wretch, and that Music-girl, almost to death.

DEMEA

Ha! what is it you tell me?

SYRUS

Aye, see how he has cut my lip. Pretends to point to it.

DEMEA

For what reason?

SYRUS

He says that she was bought by my advice.

DEMEA

Did not you tell me, a short time since, that you had seen him on his way into the country?

SYRUS

I did; but he afterward came back, raving like a madman; he spared nobody—ought he not to have been ashamed to beat an old man? Him whom, only the other day, I used to carry about in my arms when thus high? Showing.

DEMEA

I commend him; O Ctesipho, you take after your father. Well, I do pronounce you a man.

SYRUS

Commend him? Assuredly he will keep his hands to himself in future, if he's wise.

DEMEA

'Twas done with spirit.

SYRUS

Very much so, to be beating a poor woman, and me, a slave, who didn't dare strike him in return; heyday! very spirited indeed!

DEMEA

He could not have done better; he thought the same as I did, that you were the principal in this affair. But is my brother within?

SYRUS

He is not.

DEMEA

I'm thinking where to look for him.

SYRUS

I know where he is—but I shall not tell you at present.

DEMEA

Ha! what's that you say?

SYRUS

I do say so.

DEMEA

Then I'll break your head for you this instant.

SYRUS

I can't tell the person's name he's gone to, but I know the place where he lives.

DEMEA

Tell me the place then.

SYRUS

Do you know the portico down this way, just by the shambles? Pointing in the direction.

DEMEA

How should I but know it?

SYRUS

Go straight along, right up that street; when you come there, there is a descent right opposite that goes down-ward, go straight down that; afterward, on this side extending one hand, there is a chapel: close by it is a narrow lane, where there's also a great wild fig-tree.

DEMEA

I know it.

SYRUS

Go through that—

DEMEA

But that lane is not a thoroughfare.

SYRUS

I' faith, that's true; dear, dear, would you take me to be in my senses?

[*] I made a mistake. Return to the portico; indeed that will be a much nearer way, and there is less going round about you know the house of Cratinus, the rich man?

DEMEA

I know it.

SYRUS

When you have passed that, keep straight along that street on the left hand;

[*] when you come to the Temple of Diana, turn to the right; before you come to the city gate, [*] just by that pond, there is a baker's shop, and opposite to it a joiner's; there he is.

DEMEA

What is he doing there?

SYRUS

He has given some couches to be made, with oaken legs, for use in the open air.

[*]

DEMEA

For you to carouse upon! Very fine ! But why do I delay going to him? (Exit.)

SYRUS

Go, by all means. I'll work you to day, you skeleton,

[*] as you deserve. Aeschinus loiters intolerably; the breakfast's spoiling; arid as for Ctesipho, he's head and ears in love. [*] I shall now think of myself, for I'll be off at once, and pick out the very nicest bit, and, leisurely sipping my cups, [*] I'll lengthen out the day. Goes into the house.