Adelphi; or, The Brothers (301-357)

GETA

to himself. Now such is our condition, that if all were to combine all their counsels, and to seek a remedy for this mischief that has befallen myself, my mistress, and her daughter, they could find no relief. Oh wretched me! so many calamities beset us on a sudden, we can not possibly extricate ourselves. Violence, poverty, oppression, desertion, infamy! What an age is this! O shocking villainy! O accursed race! O impious man!—

SOSTRATA

Unhappy me! How is it that I see Geta hurrying along thus terrified?

GETA

continuing. Whom neither promises, nor oaths, nor compassion could move or soften; nor yet the fact that the delivery was nigh at hand of the unfortunate woman on whom he had so shamefully committed violence.

SOSTRATA

apart to CANTHARA. I don't well understand what he is talking about.

CANTHARA

Pray, let us go nearer to him, Sostrata.

GETA

continuing. Ah wretched me! I am scarcely master of my senses, I am so inflamed with anger. There is nothing that 1 would like better than for all that family to be thrown in my way, that I might give vent to all my wrath upon them while this wound is still fresh. 1 could be content with any punishment, so I might only wreak my vengeance on them. First, I would stop the breath of the old fellow himself who gave being to this monster; then as for his prompter, Syrus, out upon him! How I would tear him piecemeal! I would snatch him by the middle up aloft, and dash him head downward upon the earth, so that with his brains he would bestrew the road: I would pull out the eyes of the young fellow himself, and afterward hurl him headlong over some precipice. The others I would rush upon, drive, drag, crush, and trample them under foot. But why do I delay at once to acquaint my mistress with this calamity? Moves as if going.

SOSTRATA

to CANTHARA. Let us call him Lack. Geta—

GETA

Well—leave me alone,

[*] whoever you are.

SOSTRATA

'Tis I,—Sostrata.

GETA

turning round. Why, where are you? You are the very person I am looking for. I was in quest of you; it's very fortunate you have met me.

SOSTRATA

What's the matter? Why are you trembling?

GETA

Alas! alas!

SOSTRATA

My dear Geta, why in such haste? Do take breath.

GETA

Quite—pauses.

SOSTRATA

Why, what means this "quite"?

GETA

Undone—It's all over with us.

SOSTRATA

Say, then, I entreat you, what is the matter.

GETA

Now—

SOSTRATA

What "now," Geta?

GETA

Aeschinus—

SOSTRATA

What about him?

GETA

Has abandoned our family.

SOSTRATA

Then I am undone! Why so?

GETA

He has attached himself to another woman.

SOSTRATA

Woe unto wretched me!

GETA

And he makes no secret of it; he himself has carried her off openly from a procurer.

SOSTRATA

Are you quite sure of this?

GETA

Quite sure; I saw it myself, Sostrata, with these same eyes.

SOSTRATA

Ah wretched me! What is one now to believe, or whom believe? Our own Aeschinus, the very life of us all, in whom all our hopes and comforts were centred! Who used to swear he could never live a single day without her! Who used to say, that he would place the infant on his father's knees,

[*] and thus entreat that he might be allowed to make her his wife!

GETA

Dear mistress, forbear weeping, and rather consider what must be done for the future in this matter. Shall we submit to it, or shall we tell it to any person?

CANTHARA

Pooh, pooh! Are you in your senses, my good man? Does this seem to you a business to be made known to any one?

GETA

I, indeed, have no wish for it. In the first place, then, that his feelings are estranged from us, the thing itself declares. Now, if we make this known, he'll deny it, I'm quite sure; your reputation and your daughter's character will then be in danger. On the other hand, if he were fully to confess it, as he is in love with another woman, it would not be to her advantage to be given to him. Therefore, under either circumstance, there is need of silence.

SOSTRATA

Oh! by no means in the world! I'll not do it.

GETA

What is it you say?

SOSTRATA

I'll make it known.

GETA

Ha, my dear Sostrata, take care what you do!

SOSTRATA

The matter can not possibly be in a worse position than it is at present. In the first place, she has no portion; then, besides, that which was as good as a portion, her honor, is lost: she can not be given in marriage as a virgin. This resource is left; if he should deny it, I have a ring which he lost as evidence of the truth. In fine, Geta, as I am fully conscious that no blame attaches to me, and that neither interest nor any consideration unworthy of her or of myself has had a share in this matter, I will make trial—

GETA

What am I to say to this? I agree, as you speak for the best.

SOSTRATA

You be off as fast as possible, and relate all the matter just as it has happened to her kinsman Hegio; for he was the best friend of our lamented Simulus, and has shown especial regard for us.

GETA

aside. Aye, faith, because nobody else takes any notice of us.

SOSTRATA

Do you, my dear Canthara, run with all haste, and fetch the midwife, so that, when she is wanted, we may not have to wait for her. SOSTRATA goes into the house, and exit GETA and CANTHARA.

DEMEA

to himself. Utterly undone! I hear that Ctesipho was with Aeschinus at the carrying off of this girl. This sorrow still remains for unhappy me, should Aeschinus be able to seduce him, even him, who promises so fair, to a course of debauchery. Where am I to inquire for him? I doubt he has been carried off to some bad house; that profligate has persuaded him, I'm quite sure. But look—I see Syrus coming this way, I shall now know from him where he is. But, i 'faith, he is one of the gang; if he perceives that I am looking for him, the rascal will never tell me. I'll not let him know what I want. Enter SYRUS, at the other side of the stage.

SYRUS

to himself. We just now told the old gentleman the whole affair just as it happened; I never did see any one more delighted.

DEMEA

apart. O Jupiter! the folly of the man!

SYRUS

continuing. He commended his son. To me, who put them upon this project, he gave thanks—

DEMEA

apart. I shall burst asunder.

SYRUS

continuing. He told down the money instantly, and gave me half a mina besides to spend. That was laid out quite to my liking.

DEMEA

apart. Very fine—if you would wish a thing to be nicely managed, intrust it to this fellow.

SYRUS

overhearing him. Ha, Demea! I didn't see you; how goes it?

DEMEA

How should it go? I can not enough wonder at your mode of living here.

SYRUS

Why, really silly enough, and, to speak without disguise, altogether absurd. Calls at the door of MICIO'S house. Dromo, clean the: rest of the fish; let the largest conger-eel play a little in the water; when I come back it shall, be boned;

[*] not before.

DEMEA

Is profligacy like this—

SYRUS

As for myself, it isn't to my taste, and I often exclaim against it. Calls; at the door. Stephanio, take care that the salt fish is well soaked.

DEMEA

Ye Gods, by our trust in you! Is he doing this for any purpose of his own, or does he think it creditable to ruin his son? Wretch that I am! methinks I already see the day when Aeschinus will be running away for want, to serve somewhere or other as a soldier.

[*]

SYRUS

O Demea ! That is wisdom indeed, not only to look at the present moment, but also to look forward to what's to come.

DEMEA

Well—is this Music-girl still with you?

SYRUS

Why, yes, she's in-doors.

DEMEA

How now—is he going to keep her at home?

SYRUS

I believe so; such is his madness!

DEMEA

Is it possible?

SYRUS

An imprudent lenity in his father, and a vicious inlulgence.

DEMEA

Really, I am ashamed and grieved at my brother.

SYRUS

Demea! Between you there is a great—I do not say it because you are here present—a too great difference. You are, every bit of you, nothing but wisdom; he a mere dreamer. Would you indeed have suffered that son of yours to act thus?

DEMEA

I, suffer him? Would I not have smelt it out six months before he attempted it?

SYRUS

Need I be told by you of your foresight?

DEMEA

I pray he may only continue the same he is at present!

SYRUS

Just as each person wishes his son to be, so he turns out.

DEMEA

What news of him? Have you seen him to-day?

SYRUS

What, your son? Aside. I'll pack him off into the country. To DEMEA. I fancy he's busy at the farm long before this.

DEMEA

Are you quite sure he is there?

SYRUS

What!—when I saw him part of the way myself—

DEMEA

Very good. I was afraid he might be loitering here.

SYRUS

And extremely angry too.

DEMEA

Why so?

SYRUS

He attacked his brother in the Forum with strong language about this Music-girl.

DEMEA

Do you really say so?

SYRUS

Oh dear, he didn't at all mince the matter; for just as the money was being counted out, the gentleman came upon us by chance, and began exclaiming, "Oh Aeschinus, that you should perpetrate these enormities! that you should be guilty of actions so disgraceful to our family!"

DEMEA

Oh, I shall weep for joy.

SYRUS

"By this you are not squandering your money only, but your reputation."

DEMEA

May he be preserved to me! I trust he will be like his forefathers. Weeping.

SYRUS

aside. Heyday!

DEMEA

Syrus, he is full of these maxims.

SYRUS

aside. Strange, indeed! He had the means at home of learning them.

DEMEA

I do every thing I can; I spare no pains; I train him up to it: in fine, I bid him look into the lives of men, as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself. Do this, I say—

SYRUS

Quite right.

DEMEA

Avoid that—

SYRUS

Very shrewd.

DEMEA

This is praiseworthy—

SYRUS

That's the thing.

DEMEA

That is considered blamable—

SYRUS

Extremely good.

DEMEA

And then, moreover—

SYRUS

Upon my honor, I have not the leisure to listen to you just at present: I have got some fish just to my taste, and must take care they are not spoiled; for that would be as much a crime in me, as for you, Demea, not to observe those maxims which you have just been mentioning; and so far as I can, I lay down precepts for my fellow-servants on the very same plan; "this is too salt, that is quite burned up, this is not washed enough, that is very well done; remember and do so another time." I carefully instruct them so far as I can to the best of my capacity. In short, Demea, I bid them look into their sauce-pans as though into a mirror,

[*] and suggest to them what they ought to do. I am sensible these things are trifling which we do; but what is one to do? According as the man is, so must you humor him. Do you wish any thing else?

DEMEA

That more wisdom may be granted you.

SYRUS

You will be going off into the country, I suppose?

DEMEA

Directly.

SYRUS

For what should you do here, where, if you do give any good precepts, no one will regard them? Goes into MICIO'S house.

DEMEA

to himself. I certainly will be off, as he on whose account I came hither has gone into the country. I have a care for him: that alone is my own concern, since my brother will have it so; let him look to the other himself. But who is it I see yonder at a distance? Isn't it Hegio of our tribes?

[*] If I see right, i' faith, it is he. Ah, a man I have been friendly with from a child! Good Gods! we certainly have a great dearth of citizens of that stamp nowadays, with the old-fashioned virtue and honesty. Not in a hurry will any misfortune accrue to the public from him. How glad I am to find some remnants of this race even still remaining; now I feel some pleasure in living. I'll wait here for him, to ask him how he is, and have some conversation with him.