Truculentus, or The Churl (947-965)

And I, sheep and wool; and many other things that she shall ask for I’ll give. ’Twere better for you to contest it with me with minae than with menaces[*].

Upon my faith you are a funny mortal, my Strabax. Prithee, do proceed—

(Aside.) A fool and a madman are contending for their ruin; I’m all right.

Come, younker, do you offer something first.

Why no; do you squander first, and come to ruin.

Well, here’s a talent of silver for you. It’s in Philippean coins. Take it for yourself.

So much the better. Be one of our family, but live at your own expense.

Where is that which you are going to give? Open your purse-strings[*].

That’s a challenge.[*]

What are you afraid of?[*]

You are from abroad[*]. I live here (points to his FATHER’S house). I am afraid.

I am not. Walk off, then.[*]

I’m bringing her some sheep fastened in a purse to my neck.

Because I gave that, how I did flounder the fellow[*].

Why no, indeed, it’s I, who am going to give.

Come in-doors now, prithee, and (to STRABAX) do you then stay with me here.

You will give me your company then?[*]

What say you?[*]

What?[*]

What do you say? What, with this fellow? Am I to be postponed?

I have made my present.[*]

You have given; (pointing to STRABAX) he’s going to give just now; the one I’ve got, the other I expect. But each of the two shall be indulged to his heart’s content.

So be it. As I see the matter stands, that must be taken that’s offered.

Indeed, I shall assuredly not be letting you take possession of my couch.

I’ faith, I’ve cleverly netted them, and quite to my satisfaction.

(To the AUDIENCE.) And as I see my affairs successfully managed, yours likewise[*] would I successfully manage. I’ll caress you in reality. If you are disposed to be doing anything, take care, will you, and let me know at once. For the sake of Venus, applaud; this Play is in her honor. Spectators, kindly farewell; grant applause, and then rise up[*].