Dialogues of the Gods (8.1)

What are your orders, Zeus? You sent for me, and here I am; with such an edge to my axe as would cleave a stone at one blow.

Ah; that’s right, Hephaestus. Just split my head in half, will you?

You think I am mad, perhaps?—Seriously, now, what can I do for you?

What I say: crack my skull. Any insubordination,

Mind you, the consequences may be serious: the axe is sharp, and will prove but a rough midwife,

Hew away, and fear nothing. I know what I am about.

H’m. I don’t like it: however, one must obey orders. ... Why, what have we here? A maiden in full armour! This is no joke, Zeus. You might well be waspish, with this great girl growing up beneath your pia mater; in armour, too! You have been carrying a regular barracks on your shoulders all this time. Go active too! See, she is dancing a war-dance, with shield and spear in full swing. She is like one inspired; and (what is more to the point) she is extremely pretty, and has come to marriageable years in these few minutes; those grey eyes, even, look well beneath a helmet. Zeus, I claim her as the fee for my midwifery.

Impossible! She is determined to remain a maid for ever. Not that I have any objection, personally.

That is all I want. You can leave the rest tome. I'll carry her off this moment.

Well, if you think it so easy. But I am sure it is a hopeless case.