Dialogues of the Sea-gods: (3.2-5.1)

Posidon Ah, I commend your taste. She is pellucid, and bubbles up in perfect purity; the water as bright over her pebbles as if it were a mass of silver,

Alpheus You know my fountain, Posidon, and no mistake. It is to her that I go.

Posidon Go, then; and may the course of love run smooth! But pray where did you meet her? Arcadia and Syracuse, you know!:

Alpheus I am in a hurry; you are detaining me, with these superfluous questions.

Posidon Ah, so I am. Be off to your beloved, rise from the sea, mingle your channels and be one water.

Menelaus I can understand your turning into water, you know, Proteus, because you are a sea-god. I can even pass the tree; and the lion is not wholly beyond the bounds of belief. But the idea of your being able to turn into fire, living under water as you do,—this excites my surprise, not to say my incredulity.

Proteus Don’t let it; because I can.

Menelaus I have seen you do it. But (to be frank with you) I think there must be some deception; you play tricks with one’s eyes; you don’t really turn into anything of the kind?

Proteus Deception? What deception can there possibly be? Everything is above-board. Your eyes were open, I suppose, and you saw me change into all these things? If that is not enough for you, if you think it is a fraud, an optical illusion, I will turn into fire again, and you can touch me with your hand, my sagacious friend. You will then be able to conclude whether I am only visible fire, or have the addseional Property of burning.

Menelaus That would be rash.

Proteus I suppose you have never seen such a thing as a polypus, nor observed the proceedings of that fish?

Menelaus I have seen them; as to their proceedings, I shall be glad of your information.

Proteus The polypus, having selected his rock, and attached himself by means of his suckers, assimilates himself to it, changing his colour to match that of the rock. By this means he

Menelaus So I have heard. But yours is quite another matter, Proteus.

Proteus I don’t know what evidence would satisfy you, if you reject that of your own eyes.

Menelaus I have seen it done, but it is an extraordinary business; fire and water, one and the same person!

Panope Galene, did you see what Eris did yesterday at the Thessalian banquet, because she had not had an invitation?

Galene No, I was not with you; Posidon had told me to keep the sea quiet for the occasion. What did Eris do, then, if she was not there?