Zeus Rants (36-38)

TIMOCLES Very well. Tell me then, you scoundrel, don’t you think the gods exercise any providence ?

DAMIS Not in the least.

TIMOCLES What’s that you say? Then is all that we see about us uncared for by any providence ?

DAMIS Yes.

TIMOCLES And the administration of the universe is not directed by any god ?

DAMIS No.

TIMOCLES And everything drifts at random?

DAMIS Yes.

TIMOCLES Men, do you hear that and put up with it? Aren’t you going to stone the villain ?

DAMIS Why do you embitter men against me, Timocles? And who are you to get angry on behalf of the gods, especially when they themselves are not angry? They have done me no harm, you see, though they have listened to me long—if indeed they have ears.

TIMOCLES Yes, they have, Damis, they have, and they will punish you some day in the hereafter.

DAMIS And when can they find time for me, when they have so many cares, you say, and manage all creation, which is unlimited in its extent? That is why they have not yet paid.you back for all your false oaths and everything else—I don’t want to be forced to deal in abuse like you, contrary to our stipulations : and yet I don’t see what better manifestation of their providence they could have made than to crush your life out miserably, miserable sinner that you are! But it is clear that they are away from home, across the Ocean, no doubt, visiting the guileless Ethiopians.[*] At any rate it is their custom to go and dine with them continually, even self-invited at times.

TIMOCLES What can I say in reply to all this impudence, Damis ?

DAMIS Tell me what I wanted you to tell me long ago, how you were induced to believe that the gods exercise providence.

TIMOCLES In the first place the order of nature convinced me, the sun always going the same road and the moon likewise and the seasons changing and plants growing and living creatures being born, and these latter so cleverly devised that they can support life and move and think and walk and build houses and cobble shoes—and all the rest of it; these seem to me to be works of providence.

DAMIS That is just the question, Timocles, and you are trying to beg it, for it is not yet proved that each of

That’s but a sorry answer ; try again.