Fellow-servant? I can hardly restrain myself from flying at his hair. A miscreant! Even of his own free will he comes to make fun of us.THAIS(to PYTHIAS.)Won’t you begone from here, you mad woman?PYTHIAS Why so? Really, I do believe I should be something in this hang-dog’s debt, if I were to do so; especially as he owns that he is your servant.THAIS We’ll pass that by. Chaerea, you have behaved unworthily of yourself; for if I am deserving in the highest degree of this affront,still it is unbecoming of you to be guilty of it. And, upon my faith, I do not know what method now to adopt about this girl: you have so confounded all my plans, that I can not possibly return her to her friends in such a manner as is befitting and as I had intended;in order that, by this means, I might, Chaerea, do a real service to myself.CHAEREA But now, from henceforth, I hope, Thais, that there will be lasting good-will between us. Many a time, from some affair of this kind and from a bad beginning, great friendships have sprung up. What if some Divinity has willed this? THAIS I’faith, for my own part I both take it in that view and wish to do so.CHAEREA Yes, prithee, do so. Be sure of this one thing, that I did not do it for the sake of affronting you, but in consequence of passion.THAIS I understand, and, i’faith, for that reason do I now the more readily forgive you. I am not, Chaerea, of a disposition so ungentle, or so inexperienced,as not to know what is the power of love.CHAEREA So may the Deities kindly bless me, Thais; I am now smitten with you as well.PYTHIAS Then, i’faith, mistress, I foresee you must have a care of him.CHAEREA I would not dare—PYTHIAS I won’t trust you at all in any thing.THAIS(to PYTHIAS.)Do have done.CHAEREA Now I entreat you that you will be my assistant in this affair.I intrust and commit myself to your care; I take you, Thais, as my protectress; I implore you; I shall die if I don’t have her for my wife.THAIS But if your father should say any thing—CHAEREA Oh, he’ll consent, I’m quite sure of that, if she is only a citizen.THAIS If you will wait a little,the brother himself of the young woman will be here presently; he has gone to fetch the nurse, who brought her up when a little child; you yourself, shall be present Chaerea, at his recognition of her.CHAEREA I certainly will stay.THAIS In the mean time, until he comes, would you prefer that we should wait for him in the house, rather than here before the door?CHAEREA Why yes, I should like it much.PYTIH.(to THAIS.)Prithee, what are you going to do?THAIS Why, what’s the matter?PYTHIAS Do you ask? Do you think of admitting him after this into your house?THAIS Why not?PYTHIAS Trust my word for it, he’ll be creating some new disturbance.