especially to a man in love, who’s in a hurry in everything that he does; just as I’m leading on these assistants, fellows of most crawling step; they are more slow than merchant-ships in a calm sea. And upon my faith, I really did on purpose wave my aged friends; I knew they were too slow through their years; I apprehended delay to my passion; in vain I selected for myself these young fellows on their preferment, timber-legged, most tardy chaps. Well (turning round to them.) if you are going to come to-day, get on, or get off hence to utter perdition! Is this the way it befits friends to give their assistance to a person in love? Why sure, this pace was bolted through a fine floursieveFine fiour-sieve: He probably alludes to the time that the fine hour takes before it gets down to the holes of the sieve through which it has to pass. Some Commentators, however, fancy that it is a general allusion to the handmill, and that he means to tell them that surely they must have lost all their activity by their punishment at the mill.; unless you have been practising in fetters to creep along thus with this step.ADVOCATIHark you! although we seem to you of the commonalty and poor, if you don’t speak us fair, you rich man of highest rank, we are in the habit of boldly playing the mischief with the rich man; we are under no engagement to you, about what it is that you love or hate. When we paid money for our freedomPaid money for our freedom: This passage shows that they had formerly been slaves. It is not improbable that numbers of liberated slaves were always to be found in the Forum, ready for money to offer their services as witnesses of any transaction, without reference to its morality. They are here called advocati; which literally means, persons summoned to one’s assistance. Slaves were not allowed to give evidence against freemen., we paid our own, not yours; it’s right that we should be under no restraint. We value you at nought; don’t you fancy that we’ve been made over as slaves to your passion. It’s proper for free men to go through the city at a moderate pace; I deem it like a slave to be running along in a bustle. Especially when the state is at peace and the enemies are slain, it is not decent to make a tumult. But if you were for making greater haste, you ought to have brought us here as assistants the day before. Don’t you fancy it—not any one of us will this day be running through the streets, nor yet shall the people pelt us with stones for madmen.AGORASTOCLESBut if I had said that I was taking you to a TempleTo a Temple: He refers to the practice of worshippers inviting their friends to the Temples, to join them in eating the portions that were left after the sacrifice. See the Rudens, where this practice is more fully referred to In aedem may, however, possibly mean to my house. to breakfast,you would have surpassed a stag in speed, or a man on stilts in your steps. Now, because I have said that I am taking you as my assistants and witnesses, you are gouty, and in the slowness of your pace have been outdoing the snail.ADVOCATIWhy, really, is there not good cause for running swiftly, where you are to drink and eat at another man’s expense as much as you please, until you are full, what you need never return against your will to your host, at whose expense you have been eating? But still,in some way or other, although we are poor men, we have at home something to eat; don’t you browbeat us in such a contemptuous way. Whatever that very little is, that little of ours is all at home; we neither dun any one ourselves, nor does any one dun us.Not one of us is going to burst the veins of his lungs for your sake.AGORASTOCLESYou are too warm; really, I said this to you in joke.ADVOCATIConsider it said in joke as well what we have said to you in answer.AGORASTOCLESTroth now, prithee, do give me this aid of yours like a fly-boat, not a merchant-ship. Do hobble along at least, for I do not ask you to hurry.ADVOCATIIf you wish to do anything quietly and leisurely, we lend our aid; if you are in a hurry, it would be better for you to hire runnersTo hire runners: Cursores. See the Notes to the Trinummus, l. 1023. as your assistants.AGORASTOCLESYou understand (the matter I’ve informed you of), that I have need of your assistance with regard to this Procurer, who has so long trifled with me in my amour; that a scheme is to be planned against him about the gold and. my servant.ADVOCATIAll that we know already, if these Spectators know. For the sake of these Spectators it is that this Play is now being acted. ’Twere better for you to inform them, that when you do anything, they may know what it is you are doing. Don’t you trouble about us; we know the whole matter; since we all learnt it together in company with yourself, so that we can answer you.AGORASTOCLESSuch really is the fact; but come, that I may be sure then that you know it, repeat the matter at length, and tell me what I told you just now.ADVOCATIAre you trying in this way whether we know? Do you suppose we don’t remember how you have given three hundred Philippeans to Collybiscus your bailiff, for him to bring here to the Procurer, your enemy,and to pretend that he is a foreigner from a distance, from another city? When he has brought them, you’ll go there to seek your servant together with the money.AGORASTOCLESYou remember it by heart; you have saved me.ADVOCATIHe’ll be for denying it; he’ll suppose your Milphio is being looked for. He’ll have to pay double all the money stolen; the Procurer will be adjudged to you. In this matter you wish us to be your witnesses.AGORASTOCLESYou’ve got the matter fast. ADVOCATII’ faith, hardly with the tipsHardly with the tips: He plays upon the two meanings of rem—the business in hand, or money or property. Agorastocles means it in the former sense, but the assistants take it in the latter, and probably allude to the smallness of their pay. of our fingers, indeed; it is so very small a one.AGORASTOCLESThis must be done quickly and with expedition. Make as much haste, then, as you can. ADVOCATI(moving as though going.)Kindly fare you well, then; it’s better for you to provide some active assistants, we are but slow ones.AGORASTOCLESYou move very wellYou move very well: Optume itis, pessume—dicitis. Rost suggests that the meaning of these words is, You’ll do well in going away, for you are very abusive. The passage has puzzled many of the Commentators.. (Aside.) But very badly do you speak me, faith. (Aloud.) Moreover, I could wish your thighs to fall down into your ankles.ADVOCATIAnd, i’ faith, we that your tongue had fallen into your loins, and your eyes upon the ground.AGORASTOCLESHeyday! it’s not for you to be angry at what I said in joke.