Both I and you—PHILOLACHESWhat about Both I and you?TRANIOAre undone!PHILOLACHESWhy so? TRANIOYour father’s here.PHILOLACHESWhat is it I hear of you?TRANIOWe are finished up. Your father’s come, I say.PHILOLACHES(starting up.)Where is he, I do entreat you?TRANIOHe’s coming.PHILOLACHESComing? Who says so? Who has seen him?TRANIOI saw him myself, I tell you. PHILOLACHESWoe unto me! what am I about?TRANIOWhy the plague now do you ask me what you are about? Taking your place at table, of course.PHILOLACHESDid you see him? TRANIOI my own self, I tell you.PHILOLACHESFor certain? TRANIOFor certain, I tell you.PHILOLACHESI’m undone, if you are telling the truth.TRANIOWhat good could it be to me if I told a lie?PHILOLACHESWhat shall I do now?TRANIO(pointing to the table and couches.)Order all these things to be removed from here. (Pointing.) Who’s that asleep there?PHILOLACHESCallidamates. TRANIOArouse him, Delphium.DELPHIUM(bawling out in his ear.)Callidamates! Callidamates! awake!CALLIDAMATES(raising himself a little.)I am awake; give me something to drink.DELPHIUMAwake; the father of Philolaches has arrived from abroad. CALLIDAMATESI hope his father’s well.PHILOLACHESHe is well indeed; but I am utterly undone.CALLIDAMATESYou, utterly undone? How can that be?