But do you say that they are extremely alike; and this must be imparted in time to Philocomasium, in order that she may know; that she mayn’t be tripping if the Captain should question her. PERIPLECOMENUS A very clever contrivance. But if the Captain should wish to see them both in company together, what shall we do then? PALAESTRIO That’s easy enough. Three hundred excuses may be picked up—she is not at home; she has gone out walking; she is asleep; she is dressing; she is bathing; she is at breakfast Is at breakfast : Among the Romans some began the day with the ientaculum , which, however, was in general confined to sick persons, the very luxurious, or the labouring classes. From Martial we learn that it was taken about four in the morning, and it can, therefore, hardly have corresponded with our breakfast. Bread, with cheese or dried fruit, was used at this meal. The prandium , which is here translated breakfast, is supposed to have been a hasty meal, and to have been taken from twelve to one o’clock in the day. Sometimes it was of simple character, while occasionally fish, fruit, and wine formed part of the repast, in which latter case it would almost correspond with the luncheon of modern times. ; she is taking dessert She is taking dessert : It was the custom of the Romans, after the second course of the cena or dinner was taken away, to have wine on the table, and to prolong the evening with conversation; perhaps this period is here referred to as furnishing one of the excuses to be made. ; she is engaged; she is enjoying her rest Is enjoying her rest : Operae non est usually signifies she is not at leisure, i.e., she is busy; but here it is thought to mean the reverse, she is not at work, she is taking her ease, and consequently cannot be disturbed. ; in fact, she can’t come. There are as many of these put-offs as you like, if I can only persuade him at the very outset to believe that to be true which shall be contrived. PERIPLECOMENUS I like what you say. PALAESTRIO Go in-doors then; and if the damsel’s there, bid her return home directly, and instruct and tutor her thoroughly in this plan, that she may understand our scheme, as we have begun it, about the twin-sister. PERIPLECOMENUS I’ll have her right cleverly tutor’d for you. Is there anything else? PALAESTRIO Only, be off in-doors. PERIPLECOMENUS I’m off. (Exit.) (PALAESTRIO alone.) PALAESTRIO And I’ll go home, too; and I’ll conceal the fact that I am giving her my aid in seeking out the man, which fellow-servant of mine it was, that to-day was following the monkey. For it cannot be but in his conversation he must have made some one of the household acquainted about the lady of his master, how that he himself has seen her next door here toying with some stranger spark. I know the habit myself; I can’t hold my tongue on that which I know alone. If I find out the person who saw it, I’ll plant against him all my mantelets My mantelets : Vinea was a contrivance used in warfare, made of timber covered with raw hides to prevent its being burnt, under which the assailants were sheltered in their attempts to scale the walls of a fortification. It probably answered very nearly to what is called a mantelet, in the language of fortification. Pluteus was a similar engine, in the form of a turret, and moving on wheels. and covered works. The material is prepared; ’tis a sure matter that I must take this person by force, and by thus besieging him. If so I don’t find the man, just like a hound I’ll go smelling about, even until I shall have traced out the fox by his track. But our door makes a noise: I’ll lower my voice; for here is the keeper of Philocomasium, my fellow-servant, coming out of doors. (Stands aside.) (Enter SCLEDRUS from the CAPTAIN’s house.) SCELEDRUS Unless, in fact, I have been walking this day in my sleep upon the tiles, i’ faith, I know for sure that I have seen here, at our neighbour’s next door, Philocomasium, the lady of my master, on the high road On the high road : Sibi malam rem quaerare . Literally, is seeking a bad job for herself. to mischief to herself. PALAESTRIO (aside.) ’Twas he that saw her billing, so far as I have heard him say. SCELEDRUS Who’s that? PALAESTRIO Your fellow-servant. How are you, Sceledrus? SCELEDRUS I am glad that I have met you, Palaestrio. PAT. What now? Or what’s the matter? Let me know. SCELEDRUS I’m afraid. PALAESTRIO What are you afraid of? SCELEDRUS By my troth, lest, this day, as many domestics as there are of us here, we shall jump into a most woful punishmient by way of torture. PALAESTRIO Jump you alone, please; for I don’t at all like this jumping in This jumping in : Some critics think that there is some hidden meaning or allusion in the words insulturam and desulturam . That hardly seems to be the case, for Palaestrio might naturally say in return to the warning of the other, I like neither your jumping in nor our jumping out. and jumping out. SCELEDRUS Perhaps you don’t know what new mischance has happened at home? PALAESTRIO What mischance is this? SCELEDRUS A disgraceful one. PALAESTRIO Do you then keep it to yourself alone: don’t tell it me; I don’t want to know it. SCELEDRUS But I won’t let you not know it. To-day I was following our monkey upon the tiles, next door there. (Points to the house.) PALAESTRIO By my troth, Sceledrus, a worthless fellow, you were following a worthless beast. SCELEDRUS The Gods confound you! PALAESTRIO That befits yourself, since you began the conversation. SCELEDRUS By chance, as it happened, I looked down there through the skylight, into the next house; and there I saw Philocomasium toying with some strange young man, I know not whom. PALAESTRIO What scandalous thing is this I hear of you, Sceledrus? SCELEDRUS I’ faith, I did see her, beyond a doubt. PALAESTRIO What, yourself?