where I am, there I am not; where I am not, there my thoughts are; to such a degree have I now all kinds of feelings in me; what I like, then all at once I like not the same; so much does love trifle with me changing my mind, drive me, pursue, desire, and seize for itself, retain, trepan, and promise; what it gives, it gives not; it deludes me; what this moment it has persuaded me, it now dissuades me from; what it has dissuaded me from, it now points out to me that same. After the manner of the sea is it experienced by me; so much does it distract my enamoured feelings; and only in that, in my misery, I do not sink utterly, is there any evil removed from me thus ruined; in such a way has my father detained me these six days running in the country, at his house there; nor has it been allowed me in the meantime to visit my mistress. Isn’t this dreadful to relate? At this point editors of the Latin text generally insert several fragments quoted from other sources; this translation does not, but picks up again at line 492. MELAENIS Are you joking for this reason, because you’ve got another wife engaged, a rich lady of Lemnos ? Have her then! We are neither of a family so great as you are, nor is our wealth so substantial as yours; but still I have no fears that any one will impeach our oath; you then, if you shall feel any pain, will know for what reason you do feel pain. ALCESIMARCHUS May the Gods confound me— MELAENIS Whatever you wish for, I desire it may befall you. ALCESIMARCHUS If ever I’ll marry that wife which my father has engaged for me. MELAENIS And me, if ever I give you my daughter for a wife.