So in like manner here with us. Our house is the spot, I am the fowler, the courtesan is the food, the couch is the decoy, the lovers the birds. By kindly welcoming them, by addressing them courteously, by dallying, and by chattering over the wine, and amusing conversation, they are won. If one of them has touched her bosom, that is not without advantage to the fowler. If he has taken a kiss, him you may take without a net. That you should be forgetful of these things, you who have been schooled so long!ARGYRIPPUSThat’s your own fault, in turning away from you a scholar half instructed.CLEAERETACome back again without hesitation, if you’ve got the pay; for the present, be off.(Pretends to go.)ARGYRIPPUSStay, stay; don’t you hear me? Say what you think it fair that I should give you for her, that for this year she may be with no one else.CLEAERETAWhat, you? Twenty minae. And on this condition: if any other person shall bring them first to me, to you—good-bye.ARGYRIPPUSBut I— There’s still something that I wish to say to you before you go.CLEAERETASay what you please. ARGYRIPPUSI’m not entirely ruined yet; there’s still something more left for me to come to ruin. I have wherewithal to give you what you ask; but I’ll give it you on my own terms, that you may be enabled to understand that throughout all this year she is to be at my service, and that, in the meantime, she is to admit no other man whatever to her, besides myself.CLEAERETAWhy, if you choose, the male-servants that are at home, I’ll make eunuchs of. In fine, take you care and bring articles of agreement that we will be as you wish. Impose conditions upon us as you wish, and as you shall choose. Do you only bring the money with you, I’ll readily put up with the rest. The doors of procurers are very like those of a custom-house officer; if you bring anything, then they are opened; if there is nothing for you to give, then the doors are not opened.(Goes into her house.)ARGYRIPPUS(to himself.)I’m undone, if I don’t procure these twenty minae. And really, unless I make away with this much money, I must come to destruction. Now I’ll go to the Forum, and make trial with my resources, with all my endeavours. I’ll beg, I’ll earnestly entreat each friend as I see him; both good and bad am I determined to apply to, and make trial of. But if I can’t borrow it, I’ll take it up at interest, I’m resolved.(Goes into the house of DEMAENETUS.)

(Enter LIBANUS, from the house of DEMAENETUS.)LIBANUSUpon my faith, Libanus, it really were better for you now to be waking, and to be devising some plan for procuring the money. A long time has now elapsed, since you parted with your master and went to the Forum. For that end that you might devise some plan for procuring the money, there till this time of day have you been sleeping at your ease. Why don’t you away with all slothfulness from yourself, and remove all sluggishness, and betake yourself again to your former dexterous ingenuity. Preserve your master; take you care, too, how you do the same that other servants are wont, who employ a clever ingenuity in cheating their master? Whence shall I get it? Whom shall I diddle out of it? Whither shall I steer this fly-boat? ’Tis settled, ’tis confirmed by auspices; on each side do the birds give good omens. The woodpecker and the crow are on my right, the raven, as well, upon my left. They are persuading me to it: i’ faith, I’m resolved to follow your advice. (Starts and listens.) But what means this, that the woodpecker is tapping the elm-tree? That’s not for nothing. Troth, for certain, so far as I can gather omens from augury, the rods are in readiness for my own back, or for Saurea the chamberlain.But what means this that Leonida is running this way out of breath? I fear that this bodes ill for my trumped-up schemes (Stands apart.)

(Enter LEONIDA, running.)LEONIDA(to himself.)Where now shall I find Libanus, or my master’s son, that I may make them more mirthful than is Mirth herselfMirth herself: Lubentia, or Venus lubentina, was the Goddess of pleasure, mirth, and delight.? Great booty and a triumph do I bring them on my arrival. Inasmuch as together with me they drink, together with me they are wont to wench, why, this booty that I’ve got, together with them will I share it.LIBANUS(apart.)This fellow has been robbing a house, if he has been acting after his usual manner. Woe to the person that has so carelessly kept the door!LEONIDA(to himself.)I could be ready to be a slave for an age, if I could only meet with Libanus.LIBANUS(apart.)I’ faith, with my assistance, indeed, you shall never be free a bit the sooner.LEONIDA(to himself.)I’d give two hundred teeming lashesTeeming lashes: Plagas praegnantes. Literally, pregnant stripes—blows that generate other blows. on my back as well.LIBANUS(apart.)He’s giving away all his substance, for he carries his treasures on his backTreasures on his back: Talk of giving,—he says, stripes on his back are all that he has to give..LEONIDA(to himself.)But if time should intervene upon this opportunity, never, upon my faith, will he hereafter obtain it again, even with white horsesWith white horses: White horses were most esteemed by the ancients, and were supposed to excel others in swiftness..He’ll be deserting his master in the siege; he’ll be increasing the courage of the foe. But if with me he is desirous to seize hold upon this opportunity which has presented itself, very great bounties brimful of joyousness, will he, together with myself, be producing for his masters, both for the son and the father. So that, for life, they will be indebted to us both, bound by our services.LIBANUS(apart.)He’s talking of persons being boundTalking of persons being bound: He catches, or pretends to catch, the two last syllables of the word devincti,obligated, and then says that Leonida is speaking of people being vincti, chained or bound. This he deems, or pretends to deem, to be ominous of ill., I don’t know who. I don’t like it; I fear for us in common, lest he may have been cheating in some cheatery.LEONIDA(to himself.)I’m utterly undone, unless I find Libanus at once, wherever in the world he is.