Lycinus This is my blunt way, you see. Socrates of Mopsus, with whom I was acquainted in Egypt, used to put his corrections more delicately, so as not to humiliate the offender. Here are some specimens: What time do you set out on your travels?—What time? Oh, I see, you thought I started to-day. The patrimonial income supplies me well enough.—Patrimonial? But your father is not dead? So-and-so is a tribes-man of mine.—Oh, you are a savage, are you? The fellow is a boozy.—Oh, Boozy was his mother’s name, was it? Worser luck I never knew.—Well, you need not make it worserer. I always said he had a good ’eart.—Yes, quite an artist. So glad to see you, old cock!—Come, allow me humanity. Contemptuous fellow! I would not go near him.—If he were contemptible, it would not matter, I suppose. He is the most unique of friends.—Good; one likes degrees in uniqueness. How aggravating!—Indeed? what does it aggravate? So I ascended up.—Ingenious man, doubling your speed like that. I had to do it; I was in an engagement.—Like Xenophon’s hoplites. I got round him.—Comprehensive person. They went to law, but were compounded.—You don’t say they didn’t get apart again? Lycinus He would apply the same delicate treatment to people unsound in their Attic. ‘That’s the truth of it,’ said some one, ‘between you and I.' ‘Ah no, you will have to admit that you and me are wrong there.’ Another person giving a circumstantial account of a local legend said: ‘So when she mingled with Heracles—’ ‘Without Heracles’s mingling with her?’ He asked a man who told him that he must have a close crop, what his particular felony had been. ‘There I quarrel,’ said his opponent in an argument. ‘It takes two to make a quarrel.’ When some one described his sick servant as undergomg torture, he asked, ‘What for? what do they suppose they are going to get out of him?’ Some one was said to be going ahead in his studies. ‘Let me see,’ he said; ‘it is Plato, I think, who calls that making progress.’ 'Will we have a fine day?'' ‘If God shall.’