Socrates Do you want me, Menippus? Menippus The very man I am looking for. Socrates How goes it in Athens? Menippus There are a great many young men there professing philosophy; and to judge from their dress and their walk, they should be perfect in it. Socrates I have seen many such. Menippus For that matter, I suppose you saw Aristippus arrive, reeking with scent; and Plato, the polished flatterer from Sicilian courts? Socrates And what do they think about me in Athens? Menippus Ah, you are fortunate in that respect. You pass for a most remarkable man, omniscient in fact. And all the time— if the truth must out—you know absolutely nothing. Socrates I told them that myself: but they would have it that that was my irony.