ZEUS 
Say nothing, Momus, about either Asclepius or
Heracles, for I see where you are heading in your
speech. As far as they are concerned, one of them
is a doctor who cures people of their illnesses and is
“as good as a host in himself,” Iliad, XI, 514, alluding to Machaon. whilst Heracles,
though my own son, purchased his immortality at
the cost of many labours; so do not denounce them.
 MOMUS 
I shall hold my tongue, Zeus, for your sake, although
I have plenty to say. Indeed, if there were nothing
else, they still carry the marks of fire! Heracles cremated himself, and Asclepius was struck by lightning. Cf. p. 6, n. 1. And if it
were permissible to employ free speech about yourself, I should have plenty to say.





 

 ZEUS 
I assure you, about me it is quite permissible.
But you are not prosecuting me as an alien, are you?
 MOMUS 
Well, in Crete not only that may be heard, but
they tell another story about you and show people
atomb. However, I put no faith either in them or
in the Achaeans of Aegium, who assert that you are a
changeling. Zeus was not only born in Crete, but buried there, in more than one place. His critics in Lucian several times refer to this fact (Timon, 4; Zeus Rants, 45). Lucian very likely means the place that was pointed out to R. Pashley in 1834 as the tomb of Zeus, on Mt. Juktas; see A. J. Cook’s Zeus, I, 157-163. The Achaean version of the birth of Zeus which made him out a changeling is not mentioned elsewhere, but plenty of places gave him other fathers than Cronus, which amounts to the same thing.