Nay, nay; choose one of more strenuous temper—

Antisthenes, Crates, or yourself, Chrysippus. It is no time now for beauty or literary skill; controversial and forensic resource is what we want. This Parrhesiades is an orator.

Let me be accuser; no need for long speeches here. Moreover, I was the worst treated of all; threepence was my price the other day.

Philosophy, Diogenes will speak for us. But mind, friend, you are not to represent yourself alone, but think of us all. If we have any private differences of doctrine, do not go into that; never mind now which of us is right, but keep your indignation for Philosophy’s wrongs and the names he has called her. Leave alone the principles we differ about, and maintain what is common to us al, Now mark, you stand for us all; on you our whole fame depends; shall it come out majestic, or in the semblance he has given it?

Never fear; nothing shall be omitted; I speak for all. Philosophy may be softened by his words—she was ever gentle and forgiving—she may be minded to acquit him; but the fault shall not be mine; I will show him that our staves are more than ornaments.

Nay, take not that way; words, not bludgeons; ’tis better so. But no delay now; your time-allowance has begun; and the court is all attention.

Philosophy, let the rest take their seats and vote with you, leaving Diogenes as sole accuser.

Have you no fears of their condemning you?

None whatever; I wish to increase my majority, that is all.

I commend your spirit. Gentlemen, take your seats. Now, Diogenes.