Second Dealer Tell me, good fellow, where do you come from? Diogenes Everywhere. Second Dealer What does that mean? Diogenes It means that I am a citizen of the world. Second Dealer And your model? Diogenes Heracles. Second Dealer Then why no lion’s-skin? You have the orthodox club. Diogenes My cloak is my lion’s-skin. Like Heracles, I live in a state of warfare, and my enemy is Pleasure; but unlike him I am a volunteer. My purpose is to purify humanity. Second Dealer A noble purpose. Now what do I understand to be your strong subject?. What is your profession? Diogenes The liberation of humanity, and the treatment of the” passions, In short, I am the prophet of Truth and Candour. Second Dealer Well, prophet; and if I buy you, how shall you handle my case? Diogenes I shall commence operations by stripping off your superfluities, putting you into fustian, and leaving you closeted with Necessity. Then I shall give you a course of hard labour. You will sleep on the ground, drink water, and fill your belly as best you can, Have you money? ‘Take my advice and throw it into the sea. With wife and children and country you will not concern yourself; there will be no more of that nonsense. You will exchange your present home for a sepulchre, a ruin, or a tub. What with lupines and close-written tomes, your knapsack will never be empty; and you will vote yourself happier than any king. Nor will you esteem it any inconvenience, if a flogging or a turn of the rack should fall to your lot. Second Dealer How! Am I a tortoise, a lobster, that I should be flogged and feel it not? Diogenes You will take your cue from Hippolytus; mutatis mutandis. Second Dealer How so? Diogenes ‘The heart may burn, the tongue knows nought thereof’ Hippolytus (in Euripides’s play of that name) is reproached with having broken an oath, and thus defends himself; ‘The tongue hath sworn: the heart knew nonght thereof.’