O my fortune, how we have been unworthily dishonored.Old womanWhy are your eyes wet with tears? To whom are you lamenting?MenelaosTo my fortunes, which were happy before this.Old womanWell then, why don’t you go away and give these tears to your friends.MenelaosWhat is this land? Whose palace is this?Old womanProteus lives here, the land is Egypt.MenelaosEgypt? O wretched, that I have sailed here!Old womanAnd why do you blame the bright gleam of the Nile?MenelaosI do not blame it; I am sighing for my fate.Old womanMany people are doing badly; you are not the only one.MenelaosIs the king you name in the house?Old womanThis is his tomb; his son rules the land.MenelaosAnd where might he be? Abroad, or in the house?Old womanHe is not inside; he is most bitterly opposed to the Hellenes.MenelaosWhat cause does he have? I have felt the consequences of it!Old womanHelen, the daughter of Zeus, is in this house.MenelaosWhat do you mean? What did you say? Tell me again.Old womanThe daughter of Tyndareus, who once lived in Sparta.MenelaosWhere did she come from? What is the meaning of this?Old womanShe came here from the land of Lakedaimon.MenelaosWhen? Surely I have not been robbed of my wife from the cave?Old womanBefore the Achaeans went to Troy, stranger. But get away from the house; for something is happening within, by which the palace is thrown into confusion. You have not come at the right time; and if my mastercatches you, death will be your guest-gift. For I am well-disposed to Hellenes, for all that I spoke harshly to you in fear of my master.Exit Old woman.MenelaosWhat can I say? For after my former troubles, this present event that I hear of is an unhappy one,if I have come here, bringing my wife who was taken from Troy, and she is kept safe in the cave, but some other woman who has the same name as my wife lives in this house. She said the woman was born the child of Zeus.Can there be a man with the name of Zeus by the banks of Nile? For there is only one in heaven. Where in the world is there a Sparta, except by the streams of Eurotas, with its lovely reeds? The name of Tyndareus is the name of one alone.Is there any land of the same name as Lakedaimon or Troy? I do not know what to say; for there are probably many things in the wide world that have the same names, both cities and women; there is nothing, then, to marvel at.Besides, I will not run away from a servant’s fears; for no man is so barbaric at heart as to refuse me food when he has heard my name. The fire of Troy is famous, and I, Menelaos, who lighted it, am well known in every land.I will wait for the master of the house; he gives me two things to look out for: if he is a cruel sort of person, I will keep myself hidden and go back to the shipwreck; but if he shows any softening, I will ask for help in my present state.This is the worst evil for me in my misery, to beg the means of life from other kings, when I am myself a king; but it is necessary. The saying is not mine, but it is a wise word: nothing is stronger than dreadful necessity.